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If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

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Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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A fantastic toy with interesting stimuli and sensations. This is admittedly my first oral style stroker but it surely wasn’t a let down. I would definitely recommend it if you don’t mind spending a few bucks.

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If you’re looking for a simple, uncomplicated and fun toy, be sure to check out this line of toys from Tenga. The spiraling texture on this one offers great 360 degree stimulation and pleasure to your cock, and with each color in the series representing a different internal texture, there’s quite a handful to choose from. If this one is any indication of the type of experience and quality you can come to expect from the others, I’m sure you’ll have lots of fun exploring the line.

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Oh my goodness! This toy was amazing. I really enjoyed using it in conjunction with strokers and other toys. I don't think this toy can give me an orgasm by itself, but rather it intensifies orgasms. It's basically a vibrator for your cock. If you want to intensify your sessions, either partnered or solo, then give this thing a go. You'll definitely love it. If you want something that'll get you off by itself, then consider looking somewhere else.

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The TENGA Spinner Tetra provides a very affordable and pleasurable experience. While it might not be the highest quality, for the price it offers plenty of enjoyment and a gateway to exploring other toys. A great beginner toy for most with a slight twist. I don't see this toy having high marks for longevity but you do get what you pay for with this one. This is a low risk investment with high returns.

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The Bellesa Pebble is truly my favorite toy of all time. It’s compact, powerful, easy to use, easy to charge, perfect for partnered sex, and is all around the best friend you could have. The toy is a clitoral vibrator that uses pulsing suction to stimulate. It has an optional vibrating feature that works alongside the suction, adding a dimension to the toy’s sensations. It’s a relatively small toy, fitting easily in the palm of your hand. It comes in a discrete storage case that serves as a travel case, stores the toy while not in use, and allows you to charge it. It’s perfect for anyone who needs to be subtle with their sex toys or who travels. I’ve sworn by this toy since I bought it three years ago. Though I have had to replace it twice, roughly once a year, since I purchased it. This could totally be because I use it nearly every other day, sometimes several times a day–which I understand sounds ridiculous, but it is that good of a toy. It could be a quality issue, and we will discuss quality later, but I did not make this toy’s life easy.

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Lovense doesn't make a lot of penis toys, but this one is a winner with a specific purpose. It's a solid vibrator that's great for edging, but don't expect it to get you over the edge without some extra help.

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The Durex Intense Vibration Ring delivers on its promises: a firmer erection paired with satisfying vibrations that work for both partners. The rumbly-pulse vibes add a deeper, more pleasurable sensation, especially for clitoral or external stimulation. That said, it might not hit the mark for those craving intense, knock-your-socks-off power. It’s a great choice for couples and beginners looking to dip their toes into the world of vibrating toys. While the short battery life and disposable nature mean it’s more of an occasional treat than a daily go-to, its ease of use, comfortable fit, and surprisingly strong vibrations for its size more than makeup for it.

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The Kiiroo FeelStars: Rae Lil Black sex toy is a great manual masturbator that I'd recommend to anyone looking for a slow and engaging experience. The toy had a premium feel to it that only added to the experience. Fans of the actress will definitely appreciate the toy and its packaging. I wouldn't recommend this toy to those looking for an intense feeling in their sex toys, as it's more suitable for slow and long sessions. This is definitely one of my new favorite sex toys and a contender for my favorite manual masturbator!

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Sohimi’s Vortex P three spot stimulator toy is a beautiful, silky-skinned toy that left all of it’s users breathless and steeped in bliss. This toy is one of the most eager to serve toys I’ve seen in my time. The toy is quiet enough to be polite, and fits snugly inside, especially with the wide variety of vibration and licking settings (5 licking modes, 5 g-spot pulses, and 10 types of buzzings). I’ve seen many toys boast about having hundreds of settings, but at the end of the day quality always kneels beneath quality. The numbers are in the perfect sweet spot between variety and utility. In fact, even to the vibrating, dumb, and warm body it’s ease of use still isn’t lost to the pleasure it brings. The Vortex P is also a refreshing piece of fresh air to someone who needs more attention and care to actually enjoy myself- the toy’s functions not only change speed, but pattern and intensity rather than the standard increase in speed with constant pressure (pulse number four on the g-spot is one of my favorites). Despite how polite and loyal the Vortex P is, she does have her faults. She is advertised to work long distance, and intrigued, my and my boyfriend tried it out while I was out of the state. Despite doing every single thing we could, the toy wouldn’t connect. This was a major drawback for us, especially since we used to be more long distance. If remote control is the main reason you would like the Vortex P, I would advice against it. Not only this, but if working on all fronts, she lasts 15 minutes at most, and dies without warning. We have had this dim a few movements, but luckily the toy’s flexibility and comfortable fit makes a good fit for a reliable dildo instead. Although it is more fit for solo play, I have found that using it on someone else as a dildo can be an endless source of fun because of how sensitive the buttons are, but I can understand how that could be a downside for others.

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Anime bitches plus tan bitches PLUS a pretty pussy? That’s the winning combo that makes up Cecile. Brought to us by the sensuous lords at Magic Eyes, responsible for the “bocca de la verita” toy and various other awesome toys, is a wonderfully gentle and satisfying sleeve that is just begging to milk you. I wasn’t aware until I had my hands on this toy that she isn’t a generic anime girl made for the purposes of tingling your dingaling but rather the main character in a doujin titled “The Job of an Onahole Salesman is Hard!” So naturally, it makes sense for her to become an onahole.

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The Vanna Bardot Fleshlight is a toy that I can’t throw enough praise at, though I’m not one for sugar-coating things. This thing’s got an opening that looks so real, you’d swear you’re getting up close and personal with the real deal. Trust me, any guy worth his salt is gonna grab this without a second thought. Now, if you’re after a toy that’s gonna knock your socks off and deliver pleasure that’ll leave you breathless, this is the one you want. Simple as that.

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The sight, sound, and feel of the Vanna Bardot Dopamine Ice Sleeve Fleshlight is an experience pretty much unmatched in the world of male masturbators. Based on the specific southernly dimensions of the half-French, half-Brazilian brunette hottie, this limited edition of the famous Fleshlight Girls porn star line. If you have never tried a Fleshlight, they are surely worth their reputation; if you have, Vanna gives you her own specific loving 'fit,' a uniquely wonderful feeling you really shouldn't pass up. Wonder no more why Vanna has won both AVN and XBIZ awards as you piston away inside her love canal, regulate airflow suction from the end cap of the hard-shell case (sold seperately) and fantasize about your cock even bigger than it will already grow inside this toy, by viewing it through the ‘ice’ magnifying see-thru sleeve of this expert jerker. The phthalate-free SuperSkin material Fleshlight makes all their sleeves from provides such a realistic feel you’ll easily imagine you’re costarring with Vanna, delivering the hardest and deepest fucking she has ever had. The sleeve really gives as good as it gets, so be ready to blast off pretty much from the moment you push all the way into the thing. But clean-up here is easy, so when you are ready to go again, so will be your Vanna Bardot Dopamine Ice Sleeve Fleshlight.

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