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If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.

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For $20, you might not get as much as you're getting with the "Flappy Rocket" for $10, but it's still one hell of an enjoyable toy that I'll for certain be going back to. I personally love the sensation of the little prongs/tongues, it definitely had me singing like a bard xD. The app feature made it super easy to separately control the features when I wanted more intensity in one area and less in another. It's comfortable, easy to use and the flex allows it to conform easily to different body types. It's IPX6 rated, allowing it to comfortably be used it the shower, but not in the bath, which along with the charge time being longer than the use, are the only real downsides to this toy, but not for me personally. As promised, here is the link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BYNVR71H?ref_=ppx_hzod_title_dt_b_fed_asin_title_0_0&th=1

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The Sniper Mell by Ikebukuro Toys is an onahole type masturbator that features four rows of ball bearings set inside the TPU material providing a novel change to the typical sleeve type masturbator. Unfortunately, this toy has a few drawbacks that I feel let it down overall compared to other toys in the same price bracket.

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Alright listen up, you slap a tsundere tag on anything and I’m already halfway sold, but this little number delivers like she’s late for a punishment scene. From the moment I popped open the box and saw that smug anime babe staring me down, I knew I was about to commit a few crimes against plastic. The dual-layer design hits real nice, it’s got that outer softness like she’s playfully pushing you away, but the inner tunnel’s gripping you like she definitely wants it. And that bullet vibe slot in the booty is peak innovation. That’s like putting turbo on a Fleshlight and telling it to moan in tsundere. Is it perfect? Nah, cleanup’s a little annoying and she’s not the tightest on the market. But for a mid-sized, super cute, anime-themed stroker that lets you roleplay the emotionally unavailable girlfriend of your dreams, 10/10 would ruin again. Tsundere-approved. Dick-drained. Wallet slightly lighter. No regrets.

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Solina Toys busted into the market with 3 ultra realistic, dual-density silicone dildos, and it's easy to see why there is so much buzz about them! These affordably priced realistic dildos have a squishy exterior and a firm core, with a powerful suction cup. My personal favorite of the 3 original models is the XL, while my wife prefers the XXL. These are a really great option for anyone looking for hyper realistic silicone dildos at an affordable price!

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Be honest now: who hasn’t wondered what alien sex might be like? Or perhaps dreamt of being abducted and given a thoroughly carnal examination by some exotic alien anal probe. I know I have. John Thomas toys are here to help you answer that question, with their Alien Hooligan Platinum Silicone Dildo.

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I'm happy to see Solina Toys branching out into fantasy dildos with their first model, Monsta. Monsta is a werewolf themed dildo with fantastic dual-density, body-safe silicone, a suction cup, squishy testicles, and, best of all, is affordably priced at $69.99. I really loved stretching with Monsta, whereas my wife was thrilled to have a dual-density dildo that fits her girth preferences. We both think that the toy could use a bit more of a curve for better g-spot & p-spot stimulation, but overall we're both really happy with Monsta. This is NOT a toy for beginners, as the girth is pretty substantial, however it does make for an excellent stepping stone for those looking to try fantasy dildos.

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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The larger you go, the more intense this dildo becomes! I appreciate Lycan’s design a lot. The knots and tapered head provide most of the textural stimulation this dildo provides, which is great since double knotting is a lot to handle. The other texture on the dildo is primarily vertical lines up the shaft, which you can feel but are less stimulating than horizontal textures, in my opinion. We have enjoyed using the Ejaculating Lycan Dildo with Cum Tube. The design is stimulating, the pour is aesthetically pleasing, and this dildo feels pleasurable. With that said, I would not recommend Lycan for beginners to fantasy dildos. The double knot is a lot to handle, especially on the medium size. I think this custom fantasy dildo is better suited to users with a bit more experience, so that they’re able to enjoy the dildo to the fullest. Which is what you’ll feel when you’ve got two knots inside of you!

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A fantastic toy with interesting stimuli and sensations. This is admittedly my first oral style stroker but it surely wasn’t a let down. I would definitely recommend it if you don’t mind spending a few bucks.

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My Erotic Maid Servant isn’t here to revolutionize the stroker game, she’s here to shut up, bend over, and take your cock like a good little house slut. For $50, you’re getting a surprisingly well-sculpted, 800g torso with great curves, a solid stroke game, and maidcore vibes so potent they’ll have you moaning “itadakimasu” before you even lube up. The interior’s got just enough texture to keep your eyes rolling without overwhelming you, and while she’s not blowing the competition out of the water, she’s definitely getting blown out herself on a regular basis. The material’s soft and clingy, the weight adds to immersion, and the whole experience just works—especially for degenerates looking for a cheap thrill. She’s not perfect. She could use a bit more tunnel chaos. The TPE’s tacky and needy with post-care. But for the price? You’ll forget all that after nutting so hard you start praying in a language you don’t speak.

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If you’re looking for a simple, uncomplicated and fun toy, be sure to check out this line of toys from Tenga. The spiraling texture on this one offers great 360 degree stimulation and pleasure to your cock, and with each color in the series representing a different internal texture, there’s quite a handful to choose from. If this one is any indication of the type of experience and quality you can come to expect from the others, I’m sure you’ll have lots of fun exploring the line.

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The Vanna Bardot Fleshlight is one of those rare toys that delivers on every promise—and then some. I’m not usually one to gush, but this one deserves the spotlight. The entrance alone is wild—hyper-realistic, finely molded, and incredibly inviting. It’s the kind of detail that makes you do a double-take, like wait, this isn’t just some generic sleeve? Nope. It’s unmistakably Vanna, and it shows. But aesthetics aside, the real magic happens once you’re in. This toy doesn’t just feel good—it performs like it’s got something to prove. The internal texture is dynamic and stimulating, hitting that perfect balance between intense and immersive. It’s not just about raw power either; there’s nuance here, a gradual build-up that makes every stroke count. If you’re looking for a toy that’s going to consistently deliver toe-curling satisfaction without the gimmicks, this is absolutely the one to beat.

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Oh my goodness! This toy was amazing. I really enjoyed using it in conjunction with strokers and other toys. I don't think this toy can give me an orgasm by itself, but rather it intensifies orgasms. It's basically a vibrator for your cock. If you want to intensify your sessions, either partnered or solo, then give this thing a go. You'll definitely love it. If you want something that'll get you off by itself, then consider looking somewhere else.

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The Maitland Ward “Toy Meets World” Fleshlight is an all around amazing sleeve that I thoroughly enjoyed using. From the extremely well replicated vagina to the amazing life like feel of Fleshlights SuperSkin material filled with many variations of textures and tightness throughout provides an all around great product well worth the retail price. Whether you're a huge fan of Maitland or not, this is still a sleeve that can rock your world.

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